This $25 Bluetooth Speaker Can Withstand Showers, House Parties, And The Apocalypse

“We ran it over - twice with Chevy 2500 & then the trailer. GUESS WHAT! It still works! Just bought 2 more!” —an actual Amazon review of the OontZ Angle 3 Portable Bluetooth Speaker

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If you don't own a Bluetooth speaker, you probably question all of your life choices every time you play a Rihanna song on your phone.

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But life doesn't have to be that way. You could feel like an electronics genius if you buy the OontZ Angle 3 Portable Bluetooth Speaker for $24.99.

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Yes, that's OontZ as in "oontz oonz oonz" of beatboxing fame.

This miracle speaker plays Rihanna the way she's meant to be heard—with crystal clear quality and lots of style. Don't believe me? Believe the literally THOUSANDS of people who have bought and freakin' love it.

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I'm no mathematician, but my phone calculator tells me that more than 16,000 people have slapped it with a five-star review on Amazon! And those reviews are legit; Fakespot gives the Oontz speaker an A, meaning basically all of them are the real deal.

So what are these real reviewers saying? Oh, only that it still works after being RUN OVER TWICE. Look at the carnage that it survived, like a phoenix rising from the ashes!!!

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"Best speaker I've ever purchased. Great sound, loud, battery lasts longer than any other speaker I've had. Four months later, we ran it over — twice with Chevy 2500, then the trailer. :( GUESS WHAT! It still works! INCREDIBLE! I wish I could upload a video. Just bought two more!" — Amazon Customer

IDK why you need any more convincing about this goddamn dream of a speaker, but fine, here are a few more very satisfied customers' thoughts about how cheap, durable, and high-quality it is:

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"If you're looking for an inexpensive Bluetooth speaker that puts out great sound, look no further!! This thing ROCKS!! The overall sound quality that comes out of this tiny speaker is shocking! I'm so impressed and satisfied that I'm considering buying additional units for our guest bedrooms so each guest can listen to whatever they choose. Anyway, I've never owned or heard any of the higher priced Bluetooth speakers (like Beats, Bose, JBL, etc.) but I am completely satisfied with the quality of this product and would buy it again in a heartbeat!" — Bill E.

"I have been pleasantly surprised by this speaker. I have a solid sound system for my more extravagant listening pleasure but I needed something for when I clean the apartment late at night, take a shower, go on a picnic, etc. I saw this and just had to try it for the price and let me tell you that it is worth it. I use it when I clean the kitchen, take showers, relax in bed and much more. The battery life on it is great in my opinion. Sound quality is actually surprisingly good. I definitely recommend this speaker to anyone who wants a solid portable speaker but doesn't want the the price tag of the name brands." — Just a guy

"I got this for a trip to Cancun. Something to use around the pool and beach and holy cow this thing gets loud! We had it floating on a raft in the pool, it got splashed a bit and was fine. No kidding we got a little rowdy, turned it up all the way, and I could hear it clearly from the other side of the beach. If you're looking for a splash-proof speaker to use around the pool, look no further. Also the battery lasted about two days without me needing to charging it, probably 10-12 hours." — K.C

Oh, and yes, its safe for all to use.

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Don't keep disrespecting Rihanna. Buy yourself a speaker. Hell, buy 10 speakers. It's what Rih would do.

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Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

Amazon reviews have been edited for length and clarity.

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