1.The dark chocolate vs. milk chocolate debate is a tale as old as time, and it needs to end now.
2.Somehow, dark chocolate got established as the "elite" chocolate, and milk as the "gross" one, but that couldn't be more wrong. Milk chocolate is the real MVP.
3.Dark chocolate has so many champions, and quite frankly, someone needs to stand up for milk as the true winner that it is.
4.All we hear about is how "healthy" dark chocolate is, and how one "one square" can satisfy your sweet tooth, but since when do we eat sweets because they're healthy?!
5.But it turns out that all that might be a lie, anyway!
6.Which is good, because milk chocolate everything a sweet should be — creamy, yummy, and perfect.
7.Taking a bite of ~special~ milk chocolate, like Cadbury's, is just a mind-melting experience.
8.But honestly, even the cheap shit is also delicious.
9.Which brings me to another point: Dark chocolate can be way more expensive than milk chocolate.
10.Anyway, the best, most classic candy bars come in milk chocolate.
11.I mean hello, ever had a Kit Kat?
12.A Snickers?
13.And don't get me started on the true joy of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
14.Plus, we all know that a plain Hershey's bar is the gold standard of chocolate bars.
15.When a candy bar comes in dark chocolate, it has to be labeled as such, which is basically code for "do not eat".
16.And it's the absolute worst part of those Hershey's minis variety bags.
17.Some people say it's an acquired taste, but isn't that just a fancy way of saying that your palate doesn't want you to eat something?
18.Like, if you bite into any dark chocolate, you're probably like, Is this dirt I'm eating?
19.And even if you kind of like it, after you have some, you think, "Ok, now I want something sweet."
20.When that happens, milk is waiting to greet you.
21.Dark chocolate lovers may think they're better than the milk-chocolate eaters of the world, and you know what? They might be right.
