That Couple Who Wanted To Visit Every Cracker Barrel Finally Did It, And I'm Happy Crying

    I'm just so proud of them.

    In case you don't know, Ray and Wilma Yoder here are big dreamers: They had a goal of visiting all 645 Cracker Barrel locations, and in July, they were just one location short of making it happen.

    Well, that scream you heard just now was my shriek of joy, because on Aug. 28, THEY FREAKING DID IT! THEY WENT TO THE FINAL FRONTIER, THE 645th CRACKER BARREL!!!!!!!

    Cracker Barrel surprised the Yoders with an all-expenses-paid trip to the Portland, Oregon, to finally cross that item off their bucket list.

    The big visit just so happened to coincide with Ray's 81st birthday, and is this the face of someone who is having the best dang birthday of his life, or what?

    As a memento of the occasion, the couple was given official Cracker Barrel aprons and ushered into the restaurant with a hand clap tunnel made up of Cracker Barrel employees.

    "For the past 40 years, Ray and Wilma Yoder have touched the hearts of Cracker Barrel employees across the country," Cracker Barrel said in a statement.

    I just...I'm so happy. Great job, Ray and Wilma.