Weddings·Posted on Apr 6, 201622 Hilarious Things Only A Husband Would SayWife: How did you get all that dirt under your fingernails? Me: It's brownies.by Terri PousBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Emil Ljubovic @ELjubovic Me as a husband. 05:24 AM - 06 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22.