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when i get married im gonna send invitations to my enemies that have minus ones on them so they'll know about the wedding but won't be allowed to go
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[inventing wedding dresses] a massive skirt! more skirt! MORE now, put a skirt over her face! god ya that’s the stuff
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Welcome to my rustic wedding, eat these twigs bitch
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*At my future wedding*: "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband" Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate
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I think the best gift you can give someone for their wedding is a gift with an included, pre-written self-addressed and stamped thank you card
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If you're best man at your mates second wedding, after being best man at the first, is it ok to start my speech with "Welcome back everyone"??
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i obviously meant to shout "I DON'T OBJECT" sorry that i ruined your wedding
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everypony https://t.co/P28bBxcYaa
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Me ollying up to our wedding
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[WEDDING] ME: I do. PRIEST: Could you say it again without the air quotes?
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future husband, @ our wedding: isn't this the best day of your life? me, thinking of the day I first heard Everytime We Touch: it's up there
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JUDGE: You're charged with stealing penguins from the zoo. ME: *lips right on mic* I needed groomsmen for my wedding, your Honor.
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I want my wedding catered by the Costco sample people
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me at 18: i have hundreds of friends i could ask to hang out with me tonight me now: maybe the weird dude who spit on me on the train this morning would like to be the best man at my wedding
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I want my wedding theme to be "logistical nightmare"
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Wedding DJ playing "This Is How We Do It", a song CLEARLY about Friday night, on a Sunday. Egregious
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I live by one rule: when an event photographer (wedding, school, etc) says "now let's take some fun ones" I walk the fuck away
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At the end of my sister's wedding, I released a dozen doves into the sky. That's what she gets for not paying me to watch her doves.
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MY WEDDING: tetris theme plays as i slowly inch down the aisle, trying to perfectly fit my finger in the ring