Something's a little...different...about the Olympics this year, and you might've noticed it.
No, it's not the cool 3D swag medalists are getting, and it's not the super cool green pool water, either.
It's the veritable spate —spate, I tell you! — of marriage proposals, the likes of which we've maybe never seen in another Olympics.
Now, not everyone's thrilled about this heavy injection of love.
Unfortunately for these haters, my official and EXTREMELY scientific / mathematical calculations determine there will probably be at least one (1) more proposal before the games end on Sunday. But honestly, there should be WAY more than that. Here are just a few reasons why: