1. A weekend away is nice, but a brand-new cardboard box is even better.
2. Who needs a Bermuda vacay when you can just sit on this fridge?
3. Splurging on a movie is fine, but this squirrel is really bringing the drama.
4. No deep-tissue massage can compare to just rubbing against some random table.
5. Find your zen in a secret, secret place.
6. Sure, lounging in a hot tub is lovely — but nothing can compare to kicking back in the sink.
7. Make sure "me" time has an emphasis on "me."
8. Never miss a chance to get a little Vitamin D.
9. Find the perfect red-dot clearance. It costs literally nothing (and might just be in my head).
10. 💅 Get 💅 your 💅 nails 💅 did 💅.
You treat yourself. So why not treat your cat? Treat Them Too™ with Temptations Cat Treats.
Illustrations by Son Tuyen Huynh.