4 Cats Answer Some VERY Important Questions

We pleaded with four cats to spill their deepest secrets. But one thing that’s no secret is how much they can’t resist Temptations treats!

The Cats:

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1. "Why can't I touch your paws? Really though -- why?"

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Stinky: The real question, human, is why you keep trying. How do YOU like it when we touch YOUR paws with our claws?

2. "Why don't you like dog?"

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Crackles: Dog has no control over drool.

POTUS: Dog thinks bed is his.

Stinky: Dog is obsessed with butts.

3. "How come you only wanna play when I really need to finish my work?"

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Ravioli: You look so cute when you're all determined and stuff, human.

4. "How are you not bald?"

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POTUS: Sounds like you're just jealous because you're bald, like everywhere.

5. "Is there glue on your paws? What's the deal?"

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Ravioli: No, that's classified information — and get over it, two legs.

6. "And, are you always wearing secret rocket shoes?"

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POTUS: We're just better than you.

Crackles: Yeah. Grow a tail, homosapien.

7. "Do you have feelings for curtain?"

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Stinky: HUMAN! STAHP! We're just friends!

Ravioli: No -- but, who's asking?

Crackles: *winks* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8. "What's the deal with string?"

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Ravioli: String is wayyyy better than ice cream.

9. "Why do you chew on wires?"

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Ravioli: Dude, you stick a rod of plastic in your mouth twice a day and fill your mouth with crazy-looking rabies foam, and I'm not asking you any questions.

Crackles: Because it makes you FREAK. OUT.

10. "So, like, what kinda music are you into?"

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POTUS: Save it for your Tinder date, loser.

Did you attack the pack of Temptations Treats?

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