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Answer 5 questions and you get to see a picture of my dog, along with some life advice. If you retake the quiz and answer differently, you might get to see a different picture of my dog along with some different life advice. Please don't steal the pictures of my dog. (Stealing the life advice is actively encouraged.)

This is a thumbnail. It's the word "Thumbnail" in white text on a gold-brown background. Because I have a terrible sense of humor.

Answer 5 Random Questions To Get Life Advice From My Dog

I have taken too many quizzes that ask the same old boring questions and/or give me a wildly inaccurate result despite promising to be "100% Accurate!".I also have *far* too much time on my hands, and a German shepherd named Freyja who is both ridiculously photogenic and prone to offering life advice in the form of boofs, borks, yips, awoos, and all the other meme-ish dog noises. (Okay, so the life advice is actually from *me*, but just... pretend it's from the dog, alright?)ALSO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE PICS OF YOUR DOG(S) IN THE COMMENTS

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Obligatory offering of Unsplash white room photos:

"Whether it's watching sheep herding competition videos on youtube, or taking quizzes on Buzzfeed despite knowing the results are wrong and there are spambots trying convince you that you can make impossible amounts of money by working at home (Why DO they do that?), sometimes you just gotta do what makes you happy. And you shouldn't feel guilty about it, either!*" 

*Unless the thing you like to do is chase cats. Then you should maybe feel a little guilty - but only if you're caught.

My Dog Says: It's Okay to Do Things You Like.

"This year's been capital R Ruff, but you haven't let it get you down. Sure, your family may have had to cancel the vacation you were really excited about, and the dog park has been closed for a REALLYYY long time so you haven't seen your friends, but here you are, still killin' it! 

...I'm just gonna sit here for a little while longer and pretend I'm going to the dog park, okay?"

My Dog Says: You're Doing Awesome!

"I decided to help my family when they were doing yardwork, but I accidentally ruined the lawn, so I tried to hide in the couch blanket. I thought I couldn't get blamed for it if my family couldn't find me, but I got caught (because I am not as small as I think I am).

So, uh... if you ever need help, you should definitely ask for help, because otherwise you could ruin your lawn or something and end up just making more work for yourself."

My Dog Says: It's Okay to Ask For Help.

I asked my dog what I should put here, and she just took off to find a squeaky ball. But, uh... if she ever met you, she'd totally think you're the best thing out there! Especially if you played catch with her. 

Which you would absolutely do, because you're cool like that.

My Dog Thinks You Should Throw Her Ball for Her.

"You're entitled to your opinions and you have a right to be Difficult; I'm not going to argue with you about that. (Unless you legitimately chose the options you did because they were all pictures of cats. Then I might complain a bit.) I won't judge you, because I am a dog and am therefore unable to judge anyone. Like, it's literally impossible for me to be a judge, because I never went to any sort of law school. 
A few of my brothers and sisters work for law enforcement, but I mostly just chase the cats (I love them, but they don't play fair) and try to break in to the back of the mail man's truck when he delivers my family's packages.

Someday I'm gonna get inside his truck, and we're gonna go on an adventure together. I feel it in my bones."

My Dog Says: You Chose the "Catty" Option for Most (or All) of these Questions, and I Respect That.

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Answer 5 Random Questions To Get Life Advice From My Dog

Answer 5 Random Questions To See a Picture of My Dog, and Also Get Some Life Advice

Answer 5 Random Questions To Get Life Advice From My Dog

Answer 5 Random Questions To See a Picture of My Dog, and Also Get Some Life Advice

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