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14 Reasons You Wish Ted Were Your Dad

This kind of dad would be totally bear-able. Let's #LegalizeTed this Father's Day!

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1. Ted would always put your needs first.

Unless your needs interfere with his.

2. Ted's dad jokes would be better than human dad jokes.

He's got those dad jokes down pat.

3. Ted's about good, old-fashioned values.

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He's a family guy!

4. He'd be the chillest dad.

You probably wouldn't get in trouble for anything.

5. Everyone wants a soft dad. Ted is so soft!

But he can be hard in about five seconds.

Not like that! Don't be gross. He's your dad.

6. He'd always encourage you to eat your greens.

And he knows just the right way to prepare them.

And he knows just the right way to prepare them.

7. If Ted found drugs in your room he'd be cool with it.

Just don't expect them to be there when you get home.

8. If he found suspicious content in your browser history, he wouldn't even be mad.

Probably the opposite.

9. As your dad, Ted would always protect you.

Or at least he would try.

10. You need a dad who knows how to grill. Ted knows how to grill.

Family BBQs would be the HIGH-light of the week. GET IT?

Family BBQs would be the HIGH-light of the week. GET IT?

11. Road trips would be...exciting.

Always wear your seat belt when dad is driving.

12. You'd never have boring weekends with your dad Ted.

You would ALWAYS do fun things.

13. He'd help you with your homework.

You'd learn all kinds of important things.

You'd learn all kinds of important things.

14. And if you ever needed your dad to suit up and handle things, Ted would step up.

Ted can be professional when the need arises.

All content courtesy of Universal Pictures

Let Ted be a dad! Ted deserves the same rights as everyone else. Demand equality and join the movement at LegalizeTed.com.

Watch your dream dad in Ted 2, in cinemas June 26.