1. Ted would always put your needs first.
2. Ted's dad jokes would be better than human dad jokes.
3. Ted's about good, old-fashioned values.
4. He'd be the chillest dad.
5. Everyone wants a soft dad. Ted is so soft!
6. He'd always encourage you to eat your greens.
7. If Ted found drugs in your room he'd be cool with it.
8. If he found suspicious content in your browser history, he wouldn't even be mad.
9. As your dad, Ted would always protect you.
10. You need a dad who knows how to grill. Ted knows how to grill.
11. Road trips would be...exciting.
12. You'd never have boring weekends with your dad Ted.
13. He'd help you with your homework.
14. And if you ever needed your dad to suit up and handle things, Ted would step up.
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