Can We Guess How High You Are Right Now?
You're not high right now, and you hate this quiz. Especially the ridiculous answers that are obvious stoner stereotypes. Or...maybe you ARE high, and you're just hiding it well, in which case your secret is safe with us (wink).
You're the perfect level of high right now. You have energy, things are slightly funnier, and you can still move, think, and function like a fairly normal person. Stay at this level and you'll be in great shape!
Remember that one time when you got so high that you thought a bag of tortilla chips represented your life force, and that you'd die as soon as the bag was gone, and so you didn't let anyone eat tortilla chips for the rest of the night? You're ALMOST that hight right now. Shine on, you crazy diamond!
You're basically made of weed right now. You're so high that the International Space Station is like, "daaaaaamn!" You're so high that you just googled "where is my phone" ON YOUR OWN PHONE. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, you rare miracle of nature, because it's going to take a lot of work to ever get this high again. Congratulations, we guess?
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