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The Bracket You SHOULD Have Made For March Madness

“It will be worth it,” they said, “Fill out a bracket for March Madness!” So you did, despite feeling like you could probably be doing something else with your time. But what? Take this quiz and find out!

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  1. Your ideal day includes:

    Going to a petting zoo
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    Going to a petting zoo
    Eating sandwiches
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    Eating sandwiches
    Anything with a condiment station
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    Anything with a condiment station
    Disney World
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    Disney World
    Shopping for a vintage typewriter
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    Shopping for a vintage typewriter
    Bird watching
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    Bird watching
  2. Traits you look for in a friend:

    Good lunch banter
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    Good lunch banter
    Dog-lover
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    Dog-lover
    Full of science trivia
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    Full of science trivia
    Awareness of distinction between Redeye Gravy and Sawmill Gravy
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    Awareness of distinction between Redeye Gravy and Sawmill Gravy
    Tech Savvy
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    Tech Savvy
    Looks similar to your favorite Disney character
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    Looks similar to your favorite Disney character
  3. The first words you think when you hear “March Madness”

    Excited if you’re excited
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    Excited if you’re excited
    I’d rather be doing the Subway diet
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    I’d rather be doing the Subway diet
    Competitive
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    Competitive
    Snacks??
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    Snacks??
    Costumes anyone?!
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    Costumes anyone?!
    Human evolution at its finest
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    Human evolution at its finest
  4. Favorite movie?

    When Harry Met Sally
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    When Harry Met Sally
    Zootopia
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    Zootopia
    Julie and Julia
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    Julie and Julia
    Saving Mr Banks
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    Saving Mr Banks
    I, Robot
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    I, Robot
    Planet Earth - all of them!
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    Planet Earth - all of them!
  5. Who Would You Want To Get Stuck On An Island With

    Your dog
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    Your dog
    Donald Duck
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    Donald Duck
    Jon Snow
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    Jon Snow
    Your high school crush
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    Your high school crush
    Johnny Depp
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    Johnny Depp
    Jared Fogle
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    Jared Fogle
  6. Favorite music

    Country
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    Country
    Rock
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    Rock
    Hip Hop
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    Hip Hop
    Pop
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    Pop
    Reggae
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    Reggae
    Any strong ballad
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    Any strong ballad

The Bracket You SHOULD Have Made For March Madness

You got: Puppy bracket

You’re a softy. Don’t be ashamed. Next year focus your energy on knowing the various types of cutest puppies ever. This bracket sponsored by Sparknotes was a fierce race, coming down to two “fuzzy wuzzy” competitors. Make your friends feel badly for hating puppies-and-happiness-in-the-world so that they join this bracket next year. Winner gets a puppy; loser has to take care of it.

Puppy bracket
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You got: Sandwich madness

There is really no shame if discussing Duke vs UNC pales in comparison to Gyro vs Reuben. Public Broadcasting Services has created a safe space for people like you with their “Sandwich Madness” bracket - updating every day in March with intense match-ups that will leave you drooling.

Sandwich madness
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You got: The Ultimate Disney Bracket

So you really wasted your time this month following your basketball-obsessed friends. Instead of engaging in arbitrary NCAA conferences, choose your fierce match-ups from 4 magic-driven categories: Princess, Pixar, Classic, and Modern. Study up over the next few months by re(watching) all Pixar and Disney classics so that you are sure to dominate the Ultimate Disney Character Bracket next year.

The Ultimate Disney Bracket
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You got: Condiment bracket

You enjoy the finer things in life! Embrace it. Instead of engaging in arbitrary NCAA conferences, choose your 64 animals from 4 pallet-driven categories: Just All American, Mostly Spicy, Mostly Asian Stuff, Etcetera Bracket with Heavy European Accent.

Condiment bracket
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You got: Food & Beverage vs. Technology

Does is it hurt knowing that THIS bracket was happening the whole time?? “Key shortcuts had a tough battle holding off mouse in the first round while spellcheck cruised past busy season legend paper shredder.” If these words get your heart racing, then you definitely filled out the wrong bracket this year. Good luck next year! We hear Candy Drawer vs Chipotle rivals only Keyboard Shortcuts and Excel in nail biter status.

Food & Beverage vs. Technology
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You got: Mythical Mammals

Devised every year by a Harvard evolutionary biologist, this Mammal bracket is made for the science-minded (you). Instead of engaging in arbitrary NCAA conferences, choose your 64 animals from 4 data-driven categories: Mighty Mini, Sexy Beasts, Critically Endangered, and Mythical. Next year, convince your friends that this well-researched bracket backed by scientists (and plenty of forums for chatter) is the one to be betting on.

Mythical Mammals
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