1. Your idea of an investment is two-for-one drinks at happy hour.
2. Cooking isn't really your thing, but microwaving sure is!
3. You spend an egregious amount of time on dating apps and absolutely zero hours on actual dates.
4. You haven't really refined your adult skin-care regimen just yet.
5. And you love the idea of waking up early on the weekends to get stuff done but...well, you don't like it that much.
6. You've spent years pretending to know what a Roth IRA is.
7. The last time you had a dentist appointment was when your parents still booked them for you.
8. When it comes to clothing storage, you've got a closet, a floor, and "the chair."
9. Any "dry-clean only" items you own are also known as "always dirty" items.
10. Your daily water intake isn't as fab as it should be, but your alcohol ingestion has been just fine!
11. Your idea of "settling down" involves a futon, instant ramen, and a couple of hours of TV.
12. And while you may not necessarily be *crushing* this whole "adulting" thing, at least you're having fun!!
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