1.
about to open the plane door while we’re in the sky as a prank. omg everyone is gonna laugh so hard.
2.
why clifford big red dog so big? that dog too big
3.
oh you like amnesia? name... oh you like amnesia?
4.
just got news that i’m gay and i will no longer be streaming my music. i’m sorry that shit is just not ok.
5.
omg this is gonna be perfect for when we talk about ice cubes https://t.co/3nOGOPtEHU
6.
just saw my new apartment. the bathtub is huge! can’t wait to cry in it.
7.
i was at the store and someone asked me “are you lil nas” i said yes and then all of the employees quit their jobs, put me on their shoulders and chanted “LIL NAS X LIL NAS X” while playing my ep across the speakers.
8.
why not people just beep horn so people in front of them will move?? https://t.co/7offfw5C3l
9.
watching rick morty. who else like that show just me? i like it that show who else do
10.
on october 31st at 9:57pm est. lets all stop what we’re doing and just vibe. it could be the key to reversing climate change.
11.
poop. pee. y’all ain’t ready for that conversation tho.
12.
13.
wow man last year i was sleeping on my sisters floor, had no money, struggling to get plays on my music, suffering from daily headaches, now i’m gay.
14.
who in new york and wanna have a crying contest
15.
16.
bro murder is so bad. i don’t like it.
17.
stop ittttt global warming stop! now
18.
wow the language they speak in the uk sounds almost exactly like english
19.
i need new los angeles friends, i’m willing to pay minimum wage and give you access to my netflix account. - must retweet all my tweets ♻️ - must take blame for my silent farts 💨 - must make surprised faces wen u hear my new songs even if u don’t like them😦😯
20.
when i said “i got the horses in the back” it was in reference to reversing the ongoing climate change, water pollution, and catastrophic political climate we are witnessing in these trying times.
21.
me and ellen the generous when i go on her show: 👦🏾: i make old town road :) 👦🏼: omg niceee 😎
22.
giving your lyft driver 5 stars even when they fuck up because we all make mistakes >>>
23.
we live in a generation where a generation we live in a generation lives in a generation we live in but y’all ain’t ready to have that conversation
24.
finally watch the new avengers wow that purple man is mean
25.
the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night ✨ 🌕 ✨ 😔 |👐 / \_ ━━━━━┓ ＼＼ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ＼＼ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ 🧠 ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃
26.
they act like 2 legends can’t coexist https://t.co/MEEvYeX8pF
27.
a few of the pioneers in the fuck them kids movement
28.
i am a troll 1st and a musician 2nd. priorities.
29.
it hit me that i was famous last night when someone started recording me while i was tryna steal grapes out of publix
30.
me & the mona lisa 🤩
31.
wen i was 10 watching billy ray sing i want my mullet back on hannah montana, i was like wow i have to make a song about horses with this man.
32.
i 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ live in constant fear 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_
33.
now that i’m rich i don’t think this capitalism thing is that bad you guys
34.
who else visa card number 4283 3738 1879 0054 like mine ?
35.
BOYZ N’ MOTION