Paul Mescal Stepped Out In Shorts To Buy Drinks To-Go And People Are Thirsting So Hard

    THOSE SHORTS!!!

    Look, we're in the middle of a freakin' pandemic. Nobody's having a Hot Girl Summer. It's more like a Crying Myself To Sleep Summer.

    But Paul Mescal's latest paparazzi pic proves that it's actually a Hot Irish Boy Summer. Let me tell you, I am PARCHED!!!

    Paul looks effortlessly cool, wearing tiny shorts, sunglasses, and an Adidas jacket I would 100% steal from him if we were dating (alas, we are not). This is the face of a man who'd definitely steal your girl.

    Let's just say people had a lot of...feelings about the pic.

    Connell's chain was sexy, but Paul Mescal with pink gin (in this jacket) is another level https://t.co/IN82Ji18uX

    My new goal in life is to be as fucking cool as Paul Mescal in this jacket, carrying a cider, two gin & tonic cans, and a bag of prawn cocktail crisps

    it would be disingenuous to claim that paul mescal's universal magnetism is down to "vibe" alone... but i can't remember the last time i witnessed a vibe this gigantic. you don't drag on a fag or grasp a crabbies with this much purpose unless you KNOW you're on some king shit

    Paul mescal I've blocked my boyfriend and I'm free tomorrow please respond https://t.co/v4StJLmDwr

    you must stop gassing up the Paul Mescal pictures, you’re going to convince London men that shorts, a chain, a cig and crisps will make them sexy when the truth is what makes Paul Mescal hot is being Paul Mescal

    This is what we call laddish behavior

    It's been almost 24 hours since I first saw the pic and I still haven't recovered. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to have some alone time and go rewatch Normal People.