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    9 Terrible Yelp Reviews That Will Make You Never Want To Go To A Bar Again

    Because you don't have to wait 30 minutes in line for a night with Franzia and Pizza Rolls. *This is for the LA Rotational Fellowship*

    1. This warning to the wise.

    2. This post, which highlights the utter lack of respect some bars have for Usher fans.

    3. This unwelcome TBT.

    4. This review, which serves as a reminder to stay away from anyone named Ray.

    5. This post, that invites Yelpers to spend their money on an exotic vacation!

    6. This review, that speaks for all of us.

    7. This response, that hits at the heart of every college dive bar.

    8. This reaction, that proves all clubs are indeed prostitution and sex brothels IN DISGUISE, PEOPLE.

    9. And finally this post, which lays the foundation for a fun new global event.