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Pick Your Favorite Backpack And We'll Reveal Your Future Partner

Pick your fave!

You'll date someone tall and blonde, but prepare for a lot of emotional baggage and drama (you will be surprised how much can fit into it). They are sweet but ready to fight.

Yellow Kanken

You'll date a handy lumberjack or a lesbian that dreams about living in the cabin in the woods they build with their bare hands, that's why they carry all the equipment in this black hole. Loves cuddles and owns innumerable amount of beanies.

Black Patagonia 35L

The perfect one. Until you find out about all of their insecurities ad anxiety. Also selfish. But will buy you expensive gifts and tell you they love you all the time.

Dark Grey Braasi

Neat and is always in order. Will ask you for dates via Google Calendar. Doesn't show emotions much but deep inside screams every time you look at them, also cries at night but doesn't tell.

Ucon Acrobatics

Probably likes to skate but can't do more than an ollie. Will ask to go to a cheaper pub. Happy and smiles a lot, has few handpoke tattoos and is a great travel partner.

Herschel

The fuckboy. Will text you what's up at 3am. Leaves their clothes on the floor all the time. Great at sex but cries afterwards.

Tote bag / No backpack

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Pick Your Favorite Backpack And We'll Reveal Your Future Partner

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