1. Eating pizza every day like nobody's business.
2. Wearing sweatpants in public.
Or worse, pajamas.
3. Having four-day weekends and staying out until 4 a.m. every night.
4. Binge-watching Netflix instead of doing your work.
5. Waxing poetic about philosophy all the time.
"Nietzsche taught me."
6. Drinking out of red cups.
7. Making full meals in the microwave.
8. Showing up to class wayyy late.
9. Doing your laundry with Febreze.
10. Or furnishing your apartment with furniture found on the street.
11. BSing your LinkedIn profile.
12. Having less than 50¢ in your bank account.
13. Napping whenever you want.
14. Three endless months of summer vacation.
15. Pulling all-nighters left and right.
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