12 People You’re Guaranteed To Meet Freshman Year

Odds are if you don’t meet one, it’s probably you. Make the most of your college experience and get everything you need to have your best year ever at Target.

1. The Workaholic

HABITAT: The library, studying at a desk, or reading the nutrition facts on an energy drink.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “Can you do that somewhere else?”

2. The Athlete

HABITAT: Working out at the gym, throwing a football in the cistern, or washing powerfully odorous laundry.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “Bro + [grunting noises].”

3. The Party Tornado

HABITAT: Fraternity Row.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “I’m going to live forever!!”

4. The Creative

HABITAT: Probably procrastinating somewhere.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “People just don’t get it, y’know?”

5. The Loner

HABITAT: The dorm room.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “Can’t. I’ve got some really important internetting to do.”

6. The Film Buff

HABITAT: A coffee shop.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “blah blah blah trite something something utterly macabre.”

7. The Engineer

HABITAT: In the hardware store.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “Great news, dude. I just turned our living room into a disco water slide. Why are you yelling at me?”

8. The Pick-Up Artist

HABITAT: Wherever the action is.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “Karen’s coming over with some of her friends. Can you, umm, go somewhere?”

9. The Activist

HABITAT: Jail. Just kidding… but, yeah, maybe.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “Wake up sheeple! The government is feeding you lies.”

10. The Outdoorsman

HABITAT: On a fishing boat, or a mountain, or a canopy, or a lake. Anywhere off the grid.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “Hey man, smell this deer urine. It’s disgusting.”

11. The Snapbookstagrammer

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HABITAT: On Snapchat and Twitter and Instagram and Vine and…
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “Let’s take a selfie.”

12. The Explorer

HABITAT: Studying abroad someplace that looks really cool on Facebook.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “The world is my college, dude.”

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