1.
That your roommate would be shockingly antisocial.
2.
That when people say all you'll be eating is ramen, they don't mean this...
4.
That personal space would become a foreign concept.
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Or that the communal bathroom would reveal such odd habits.
6.
And would also require actual cleaning.
7.
That your RA would constantly be throwing "socials" in the way of your room.
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And that your RA would also try to intimidate you into going to those socials.
9.
That getting tickets to the game would actually be really hard.
10.
That registering for classes would be like this.
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And that studying wasn't going to be easy.
12.
That "art class" really means "art history" class.
13.
And that you'll spend a fortune on textbooks you'll use once.
14.
Or that you'll make a bunch of BFFs during orientation who you never see again.
15.
And that opening a care package from your parents would feel like this.
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But really it's all par for the course, and you love it.
