In the quiet, post-card picturesque town of Glossop, used to live a little elf in a dainty little elf's house...according to Right Move anyway!
And of course, staying true Manchester's affordable living life, you can rent this property at the fair price of £550 pcm - a small price to pay for what would be 365 days of festive cheer and good will to all who come a-knockin'.
We can't guarantee you'll fit in and may need to be of an elvish size, but the photos make this detached property look incredibly spacious...and you never know, a Christmas miracle could help you squeeze in.