1. They know the struggle is real:
Today does not feel like yesterday.
Just trying to pass school.
2. They experiment:
I tried grass this weekend .
3. They already know ALL about #BrosBeforeHoes
Pals before gals cause I want to have lots of friends and no girlfriend
4. They're eternally curious:
Where do the bees hangout in Brooklyn?
Which time zone is the right time zone?
Do horseflies look like little horses?
5. They're really just tiny robots:
I don't want to checkout a book because I want it to still live in the computer.
6. AND tiny Buddhists:
Today I learned that being sad is okay!
7. But also straight up liars:
I think I got hit by lightening yesterday.
8. They'll come up with any excuse to go shopping:
All of my toes got bigger and I need bigger shoes.
9. They have NO aim:
I shot myself in the mouth with pee, can I go to the nurse?
10. They live by their own rules:
I'm changing my birthday this year, waiting sucks.
I only talk to strangers that have families.
I was on the loosing team but then I switched teams
11. They're creative when it comes to game time:
Let's play guess who's farting.
12. They cut to the chase:
I will punch myself in the face to get this tooth out.
13. They make no fucking sense:
Bread hair is better than red hair.
14. They're super observant:
My butt has a line of symmetry.
15. And sometimes.... They make mistakes.
I threw my cat in the pool and it died.
R.I.P. Cat.
