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15 Tweets That Prove Kids Say The Weirdest Stuff

Kids, you're drunk. Go home. @LiveFromSnackTime, an anonymous twitter user, has been posting some hilarious things their students have been saying.

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1. They know the struggle is real:

2. They experiment:

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3. They already know ALL about #BrosBeforeHoes

Pals before gals cause I want to have lots of friends and no girlfriend

LiveFromSnackTime@LiveFromSnackTi

Pals before gals cause I want to have lots of friends and no girlfriend

12:37 PM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. They're eternally curious:

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5. They're really just tiny robots:

I don't want to checkout a book because I want it to still live in the computer.

LiveFromSnackTime@LiveFromSnackTi

I don't want to checkout a book because I want it to still live in the computer.

1:48 PM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. AND tiny Buddhists:

7. But also straight up liars:

I think I got hit by lightening yesterday.

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8. They'll come up with any excuse to go shopping:

All of my toes got bigger and I need bigger shoes.

LiveFromSnackTime@LiveFromSnackTi

All of my toes got bigger and I need bigger shoes.

1:17 PM - 16 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. They have NO aim:

I shot myself in the mouth with pee, can I go to the nurse?

LiveFromSnackTime@LiveFromSnackTi

I shot myself in the mouth with pee, can I go to the nurse?

8:31 AM - 17 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. They live by their own rules:

I'm changing my birthday this year, waiting sucks.

LiveFromSnackTime@LiveFromSnackTi

I'm changing my birthday this year, waiting sucks.

9:47 AM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I only talk to strangers that have families.

I was on the loosing team but then I switched teams

LiveFromSnackTime@LiveFromSnackTi

I was on the loosing team but then I switched teams

12:17 PM - 27 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. They're creative when it comes to game time:

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12. They cut to the chase:

I will punch myself in the face to get this tooth out.

LiveFromSnackTime@LiveFromSnackTi

I will punch myself in the face to get this tooth out.

12:06 PM - 02 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. They make no fucking sense:

14. They're super observant:

15. And sometimes.... They make mistakes.

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R.I.P. Cat.

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