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Tanner Corey Calvin Josh Graduation Quiz

Now tell me, where would you rather live?

What is your ideal college campus?

What describes your Clash Royale experience?

Clash Royale?

Oddly enough, while many people think Trump is screwing up, he is really planning for his endgame, much like the following activities.

What game do you think Trump is playing?

What do you do in your spare time?

Politics?

What's your favorite food?

Just the occasional Physics C banter now and again.

What is your favorite Gaussian surface?

What hot rod would you like to drive when you become a millionaire?

What is your favorite car?

Please hesitate to answer if you are under the age of 14.

What is your relationship status?

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?

Riddle me this...

Religion?

I guess being in mensa does come with some perks.

What is your favorite Tommy Tubbs Physics C quote?

“If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs,
"The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies."
While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,
Crying to the moo-oo-oon,
"If only, If only.”

What movie is this quote from?: “The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake."

What is your preferred instrument?

What is your favorite contraction?

If you have not seen or read Harry Potter....... I don't know what to tell you, you probably won't succeed in the future.

What Hogwarts house were you sorted into?

What can we find you doing on the weekends?

Capacitance is common physics term that only those simple-minded fools wouldn't understand.

How do you do you pronounce it?

What is your biggest problem in life?

Inspiration, aspiration, imagination, visualization, rehabilitation, postmortem examination, binary arithmetic operation, united nations educational scientific and cultural organization.

What inspires you?

What do YOU think the shape of the earth is?

Uggggh! You rapscallion! Tanner will be going to a farm for college and is majoring in crop whispering. This tough cookie is a sucker for a savory chord progression, and you shall ’nt get him started on those key changes and/or pitch bends! A faithful fan of his trusty trumpet, this ladies’ man WILL hesitate to steal your babe. Tanner can bond with you over the simplest of activities: challenge him in an ole Mario Kart race, ask him to play some electrifying guitar tunes, tell him his shoes are ripped to the flesh, and last but least, ask him an engaging question about what an Amperian loop is, no one constructs an Amperian loop quite like him. Tanner is considered a savant when it comes to Greek letters and always takes time to stop and taste the rainbow. He may be a tad too quick to let you know you’ve used the wrong pronoun, but I’ll tell you one thing: no one is a prouder Hufflepuff than this strapping young fellow.

Tanner J. Dotson

Congrats! You play Clash Royale! Corey will march straight into a protest for college. Corey currently uses his well-known Mortar deck in Clash Royale creating his own clan named after his renown deck. Although he beefs with those troublesome Lavaloon decks, he seems to hold his own in Legendary Arena as a Bronze Challenger 1. This mixed-race liberal is all but against Trump and tragically disagrees with his evangelical Christian beliefs. Naturally this is due to his Satanic tendencies. Born from his mother's womb, Corey sure can cook french toast sometimes! This multicultural monument has a rather obscene obsession Michael Bay and can't help but host a few Transformers marathons here and there. Corey is currently in a relationship with his babe, and although he can whip out an intelligent explanation over the purpose of a moment arm, Madison Heymann sure cannot. Madison Heymann sadly leaves no room for the boys with the exception of allowing him to convince globetards that the earth ought to be flat.

Corey

Wow! Logic! Josh is attending a drought for college. He used to play Clash Royale, but sadly his account was hacked. Politically, Joshua Ryan Helm is white and male and is NOT jobless; however, he looks to the future seeing maximum potential in a candidate of none other than Maxwell Maximus Platypus Rick Commodore Matthew Perry himself. Although Josh is not vegan, he eats a very small category of food including fried rice and a cheese rice and chicken bowl from Chipotle. This swiftly serenading lad also has a flair for physics and can solve any Gaussian infinite rectangular prism problem you throw at him. Josh wants to be Shia Lebeouf when he grows up and claims that you sh'will'nt dare not stop him. On weekdays, you will find Josh in the presence of his female, Sowmiya, of course leaving the weekends for the boys. He also has a knack for pronouncing words correctly. This arrogant gentleman, though placed in Gryffindor, much like the common stoat, will flee on sight.

Josh

Nice job you Socialist. Calvin is going up north to Antarctica to attend university. He does not read, he is very single, and he certainly does not have the mental ca-pi-tance to play Clash Royale. Although he does have a gift for solving those pesky Gaussian spear problems. This curly haired Canadian boy has seen Hot Fuzz a few hundred times and strives to be like Simon Pegg. Although it is hard to hold a conversation with him at the lunch table, he has no problem with sharing his delicious avocado oil potato chips. On the weekends d'jyu would find Calvin with other peeps since his peeps did not make enough burgers for my peeps, neigh, our peeps. Oh wait! Hold up! It's seems to be Sunday, time for Calvin to pray to the belligerent Sun God. Maybe one day this lad will wake up and realize: wait, the earth is flat. But then again, how can the earth not be a bowl if it holds water.

Calvin

You have managed to screw up this badly. Eric Foner, DeWitt Clinton Professor of History at Columbia University, is one of this country's most prominent historians writing his most famous work, "Give Me Liberty! An American History." He received his doctoral degree at Columbia under the supervision of Richard Hofstadter. He is one of only two persons to serve as president of the three major professional organizations: the Organization of American Historians, American Historical Association, and Society of American Historians, and one of a handful to have won the Bancroft and Pulitzer Prizes in the same year. Professor Foner's publications have concentrated on the intersections of intellectual, political and social history, and the history of American race relations. His best-known books are: Free Soil, Free Labor, Free Men: The Ideology of the Republican Party Before the Civil War (1970; reissued with new preface 1995) Tom Paine and Revolutionary America (1976); Nothing But Freedom: Emancipation and Its Legacy (1983); Reconstruction: America's Unfinished Revolution, 1863-1877 (1988) (winner, among other awards, of the Bancroft Prize, Parkman Prize, and Los Angeles Times Book Award and soon to be reissued with a new preface); The Reader's Companion to American History (with John A. Garraty, 1991); The Story of American Freedom (1998); and Who Owns History? Rethinking the Past in a Changing World (2002). His survey textbook of American history, Give Me Liberty! An American History and a companion volume of documents, Voices of Freedom, appeared in 2004. The Fiery Trial: Abraham Lincoln and American Slavery (winner, among other awards, of the Bancroft Prize, Pulitzer Prize for History, and The Lincoln Prize) was published in the fall of 2010. His latest book, Gateway to Freedom: The Hidden History of the Underground Railroad, was published early in 2015 and the following year was awarded the American History Book Prize by the New-York Historical Society. His books have been translated into Chinese, Korean, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, and Spanish.

Eric Foner

Good Job! Donald J. Trump is an American politician who was the 67th United States Secretary of State from 2009 to 2013, U.S. Senator from New York from 2001 to 2009, First Lady of the United States from 1993 to 2001, and the Democratic Party's nominee for President of the United States in the 2016 election. Born in Chicago, Illinois, and raised in the Chicago suburb of Park Ridge, Clinton graduated from Wellesley College in 1969, and earned a J.D. from Yale Law School in 1973. After serving as a congressional legal counsel, he moved to Arkansas and married Bill Clinton in 1975. In 1977, he co-founded Arkansas Advocates for Children and Families. He was appointed the first female chair of the Legal Services Corporation in 1978 and became the first female partner at Rose Law Firm the following year. As First Lady of Arkansas, he led a task force whose recommendations helped reform Arkansas's public schools.

Donald J. Trump

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