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Polar Opposites Were Handcuffed Together For 24 Hours And Suffered So Damn Much

SPOILER ALERT: This video contains pooing while being cuffed.

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By now, you've probably realized that we here at BuzzFeed like to handcuff people together for 24 hours. However, previously it's always been two people who are close — a married couple or BFFs, for example. So we decided to handcuff together two people who are "frenemies":

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Meet Tan and Nick. Tan is gay, Nick is straight. Tan is a woman of color, Nick is a white man. Tan is a vegetarian, Nick is a meat eater. Tan loves cats, and Nick...well, you get it.

Terrified, absolutely terrified.
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Terrified, absolutely terrified.

As soon as they were handcuffed, Nick revealed that they were going to the gym, to which Tan responded very maturely and with great enthusiasm:

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After a while, though, they really synced up and things were looking like a highly produced workout video:

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But before they could get too ripped, it was back to the office and sitting side by side, which was great for co-worker bonding:

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Four hours in, they were pretty pissed off, but starting to find the humor in the situation:

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And shortly after came the first WEE (such a fun word) of the day:

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Weirdly, there was a secret hatch in one of the mens' room cubicles, which made it possible for Tan to pee with Nick there:

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Go on, get in there.

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And (like a typical dude) he was pretty vocal about how traumatizing the experience was:

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That night, they went out drinking, and many more bathroom trips were made:

"The bathroom we were just in was about 50 poos of stench."
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"The bathroom we were just in was about 50 poos of stench."

They also had to "hold hands and pretend we're friends" in order to get into the bars, but they did eventually make it in and break their grip:

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It was basically 24 hours of peeing in close proximity:

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But look how cute they were when they weren't on the toilet:

D'awwww, go dental hygiene!
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D'awwww, go dental hygiene!

Sleeping seemed like a possibility, until Nick started snoring and woke Tan up at 2:15 a.m.:

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Have mercy on this woman. She literally had to sleep in her leather jacket, too.

The next morning, they had the added challenge of showering while cuffed:

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Pretty creative tactic if you ask me.

But then it came time for the moment Nick had been dreading. HAVING A POO. (And yes, they remained handcuffed.)

That is the face of a defeated man.
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That is the face of a defeated man.

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But after spending so much time together, they were starting to rub off on each other:

TWINSIES.
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TWINSIES.

Commuting to work proved to be the final challenge....

Complex stuff right there.
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Complex stuff right there.

...but they finally made it, and they were overcome with joy to be uncuffed:

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In the end, the whole experience turned them into a very twisted version of a husband and wife, and they felt like they could (grumpily) do anything together.

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Bless.