1. Yay! I got into COLLAGE!
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2. Gf's bring pain and so much Missouri
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3. Just curious if you know when the narhwal bacons..
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4. Mid-text message and I look to my right to see an old man flipping me off.. I was still watching the road you old jerk!
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5. I hate my new boss..
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6. Daniel-- I am so sorry. I hate that I have to tell you this way, but you still won't answer my phone calls. I understand. I got a call from the obgyn this afternoon and he said it was positive, but only for herpes. Please call me back.
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7. nothing is ever black and white
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"Skunks are"
"and newspapers"
"penguins"
"old movies"
"oreos"
"zebras"
8. When I get home I plan on washing my dirty shirts socks uniforms underwear pants and jackets. Now you know......
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9. ok I dont wont one naber to complane about me droping the f-bom or being noyse enytime for this apartment has rules an all of you how knows me if this is to be quoiet time from 9pm to 9am that is wat it means you dont vackuom at 10 pm or put up pechers...
at 9pm an the list gose on an if u dont think some one shouldnt swear oround u an your kids that i agrey on then u shouldnt be caling your boyfriends little girl a hour in front of his girl or your ouwen my nabers comlen that im noisey swering naber well ill tell u yes i swaer but not around littleones an if i do they know when they get up to 18 years old an wont to swear like me then go a head but not be for then right. an you dont somp down or uo the staers at 7 am at 9 am you can make all the flippen noise i wont but at 9 pm tel 9am pleace shut the f*** up no noes mense no f***ing noice thank you.
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10. 2013th lap around the sun :)
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11. Andrew's surprise going away party at out house tonight
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"lol"
Inspired by: the new Taco Bell Loaded Grillers, amazing appetizers you don't have to share.
