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Trying to take the perfect picture with your cat:
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Watching an entire season of TV in one sitting:
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Collecting as many Facebook friends as you can:
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Owning WAYYYY too many pairs of jeans that are basically the same:
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Not stopping until your DVR is completely empty:
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Casually hoarding napkins in your desk:
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Getting sucked into Wikipedia's vortexes and never coming up until you know everything about Rappers_who_referenced_Digimon_in_their_lyrics:
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Finding newer places to wear some bling:
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Collecting wine corks for a craft project that will never happen:
10.
Doing what you can to get more followers on every social channel:
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Owning every Criterion and showing everyone who comes over every Criterion that you own:
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Rereading the same book for the hundredth time:
Another thing that society is definitely okay for you to be obsessed with. The Beefy Crunch Burrito.