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15,883 Most Influential Fans In Burrito History

These are some of the amazing men and women of The Beefy Crunch Movement. They helped bring back the Beefy Crunch Burrito. Don't thank us, thank them. #beefycrunchburrito

1. They did so much shouting:

2. The best kind of yelling:

3. Their sadness was felt:

4. Their exclamation points were heard:

5. They made sacrifices:

6. They rallied:

7. They never gave up:

8. (more love-fueled shouting)

9. Sometimes they took matters into their own hands:

10. They drew their love:

11. Works of art:

12. Delicious designs:

13. And brilliant masterpieces:

14. They donned swag:

15. With so much swag:

16. All the way down to their mouse pads:

17. They hung banners of pride:

18. So many banners!

19. They asked for favors:

20. They mourned:

21. They wanted to go back in time:

22. They suffered through nightmares:

23. They drafted documents:

24. They wrote to the president:

25. And went to see the other president:

26. They stated the obvious:

27. Did some idolization:

28. Cast some important votes:

29. Even the vegetarians rallied:

30. Yes, multiple vegetarians stood with their burrito-loving friends:

31. Those on a diet were equally supportive:

32. As did our liberties:

33. MORE SHOUTING:

34. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

35. They couldn't sleep:

36. (some later than others)

37. They vented their deepest regrets:

38. They made commitments:

39. Phone trees were organized:

40. Calls were made:

41. Road trips were schemed:

42. They invited burritos to just chill:

43. They did math:

44. They expressed pain:

45. And more pain:

46. They expressed cravings:

47. More cravings:

48. AND EVEN MORE CRAVINGS:

49. Others brought the love:

50. While some offerred up free ink:

51. There were polite requests:

52. Metaphors:

53. Cheers:

54. Sarcasm:

55. Impressions:

56. And ones done to music:

57. Then there were some demands:

58. EXTREME DEMANDS:

59. They had big ideas:

60. There were some sads:

61. Bigger sads:

62. Spicy sads:

63. Religious proclamations:

64. Goals:

65. Promises:

66. Blessings:

67. Numbers:

68. Threats:

69. Wants:

70. They searched for it across the interwebs:

71. Tried to eat the un-eatable:

72. Left ♥s:

73. They stockpiled:

74. They did some scheduling:

75. Offered to take the blame:

76. Dreamed some dreams:

77. Tried to do the impossible:

78. ...the even more impossible:

79. ...and the wildly impossible of impossibles:

80. They quoted astronauts:

81. Wanted to recruit celebs:

82. ASKED NICELY AGAIN:

83. Repeated themselves:

84. They shed some serious tears:

85. Sweated it out:

86. They Asked Nicely In Title Case:

87. There were notes of simple honesty:

88. (and even simpler ones)

89. And ones from pounding on a keyboard:

90. Some offered to take a virtual bullet:

91. They almost died :-(

92. Yes, they waited as patiently as anyone could:

93. IT JUST SO WAS HARD:

94. ...so...much...pain....

95. But it was worth it:

96. EXCITEMENT:

97. HAPPINESS:

98. SUCCESS:

99. Because these tears are tears of joy:

100. And it is time for the Beefy Crunch Burrito celebration to BEGIN!