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Which Bald Soprano Cast Member Are You?

This cast had some crazy personalities. Which one are you?

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  1. You've just received a script. How soon are you memorized?

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    The next day
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    As soon as possible, but I'm in two shows right now so its a little hard
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    Adriel's off book already? I'll be memorized soon.
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    As soon as the director gives me the cuts!
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    I don't care about my lines, I've got to block this show and worry about people's accents
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    the day before the show
  2. This play is very funny. how often do you break onstage?

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    never. I can get through one whole wordless story without so much as a snicker
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    my scene partner is the only one who can make me laugh. especially when we get nose-to-nose
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    frequently. almost every time I make an appearance.
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    almost never...........almost
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    sometimes during my monologues
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    I am almost as well-composed as my onstage counterpart
  3. What accent do you lean towards?

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    Standard british
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    American
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    as british as I can!
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    Miss Andrews on British steroids
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    eunice of course
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    whatever matches adriel's accent
  4. pick a line

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    "that's true" *rubbing nipples*
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    "yesterday I was out buying vegetables" (pronounced vye-gtables)
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    "that is because we live in the suburbs of london and because our name is smith"
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    "Oh, my little ducky daddles"
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    "My real name is sherlock holmes"
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    "Is there a fire here?"
  5. pick an idea which was ultimately shot down

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    we make each character be from a different time period
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    do a British accent
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    reveal that eunice is the bald soprano
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    do the full play
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    dress in all black (get ESPECIALLY experimental theatre-y with it)
  6. pick a way to add humor to a scene

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    funny faces
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    through body movement
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    getting really really close to your scene partner
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    accents
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    being a granny
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    playing up the text
  7. what is your favorite part of the bald soprano?

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    Eunice's monologues
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    Mr. Smith's silent story
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    "it's not that way it's over here"
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    Bobby Watson
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    The Mr. & Mrs. Martin scene ("how curious, how very bizarre")
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    The firechief scene ("is there a fire here?)
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