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19 Delicious Ways To Eat Toast That Brits Don't Realise Are Weird

All of these meals are acceptable for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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1. Beans on toast, served at literally any time of day.

A true classic.
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A true classic.

2. Or worse, beans and sausages on toast.

Looks unthinkably gross, tastes indescribably delicious.
Twitter: @CaitlinDaviesx

Looks unthinkably gross, tastes indescribably delicious.

3. But nothing beats cheesy beans on toast.

This meal cures colds, hangovers, and heartache.
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This meal cures colds, hangovers, and heartache.

4. Especially when the cheese is mixed into the beans so it looks gross (but tastes delicious).

Looks like sick on a plate, tastes like heaven.
Twitter: @curlsoflove

Looks like sick on a plate, tastes like heaven.

5. Beans and ketchup on toast.

Double tomato sauce is the best kind of tomato sauce.
Twitter: @madaleinelee

Double tomato sauce is the best kind of tomato sauce.

6. Cheese on toast.

There's the kind you make under the grill that goes deliciously crispy. And there's the kind you microwave that goes soggy. Both are equally delicious.
Twitter: @cn_meg

There's the kind you make under the grill that goes deliciously crispy. And there's the kind you microwave that goes soggy. Both are equally delicious.

7. Or its fancier cousin, Welsh Rarebit.

The ideal pub lunch.
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The ideal pub lunch.

8. Cheese toasties, which are not to be confused with grilled cheese sandwiches.

Only nans and garden centres make proper cheese toasties.
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Only nans and garden centres make proper cheese toasties.

9. Dippy eggs and soldiers.

The cosiest meal of them all.
Twitter: @harrilou

The cosiest meal of them all.

10. Heinz tomato soup and toast.

The dream lunch for a sick day.
Twitter: @spoonfulofsugr

The dream lunch for a sick day.

11. Spaghetti hoops on toast.

So gourmet!
Twitter: @kyle14smith

So gourmet!

12. Tinned tomatoes on toast.

Weirdly yum.
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Weirdly yum.

13. Jam on toast, a true breakfast staple.

It's like eating pudding for breakfast.
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It's like eating pudding for breakfast.

14. Marmalade on toast.

It's the most dad of all the toast toppings, but it's also the most delicious.
Twitter: @jurph

It's the most dad of all the toast toppings, but it's also the most delicious.

15. Or if you're feeling fancy, lemon curd on toast.

Best served on fancy bread from your local farmers market.
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Best served on fancy bread from your local farmers market.

16. Marmite on toast.

The trick to getting this right is to spread the Marmite thinner than what feels right.
Twitter: @atouchofverse

The trick to getting this right is to spread the Marmite thinner than what feels right.

17. A Full English served with a rack of toast to mop up the leftover bean juice.

The most glamorous way to serve toast.
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The most glamorous way to serve toast.

18. Fried bread, served as part of a fry-up.

Deliciously greasy.
Twitter: @frostybutcher

Deliciously greasy.

19. Scrambled eggs and ketchup on toast.

Food of the gods.
Twitter: @NicolaHood90

Food of the gods.

20. Mushed up boiled eggs on toast.

So much better than poached egg on toast.
Twitter: @riding_red

So much better than poached egg on toast.

21. But best of all, simple buttery toast with a proper cup of tea.

The butter should drip onto your plate as you take your first bite.
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The butter should drip onto your plate as you take your first bite.