Food·Posted on 26 Apr 201721 Vegetable Jokes That Are So Dumb They're Actually HilariousGet a leek at these jokes.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. What did the cucumber say when he saw the plane? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. Why did the baba ganoush grow up big and strong? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. Why did the tomato get embarrassed? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. What’s the coolest vegetable? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. What do you call an angry pea? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. Which vegetable might you find in your basement? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. What is small, round, and giggles a lot? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. Which vegetable always shows up in the lost and found? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. What is green and goes to a summer camp? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 16. Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. How do you turn soup into gold? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 18. What is a honeymoon salad? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 19. What do you call two rows of vegetables? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 20. Why did the tomato blush? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 21. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Tap to reveal Click to reveal That's shallot!