TV and Movies·Posted on 4 Apr 201729 Indisputable Truths About British Television"The Come Dine With Me intro is so decadent and classy when really all you're gonna see is Linda from Stoke on Trent serving up a spag bol."by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On Come Dine With Me: 🍐 A Bitter Pear 🍐 @infinitefeels the come dine with me intro is so decadent and classy when really all you're gonna see is Linda from Stoke on Trent serving up a spag bol 03:27 AM - 15 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On The Great British Bake Off: View this post on 3. On Planet Earth 2: Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him 08:31 PM - 06 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On Grand Designs: 5. On Gogglebox: View this post on 6. On Q.I.: View this post on 7. On Grand Designs: Hungry Travel Style @laurenjanebee Grand Designs be like: I rock climb for a living and my wife sells umbrella insurance. We have a budget of 1.3 million 08:37 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On The Jeremy Kyle Show: View this post on 9. On Homes Under The Hammer: Peter Marsh @PeterMarshFilms Why does Homes Under the Hammer film the estimates at jaunty angles 10:59 AM - 17 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On First Dates: Becky Barnicoat @beckybarnicoat Literally every episode of First Dates: Me: OMG they're so cute together they're gonna get married Them: I see us more as friends 04:16 PM - 03 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On Midsomer Murders: View this post on 12. On The Eurovision Song Contest: View this post on 13. On The X Factor: 14. On Broadchurch: Jon Kenna @JonKenna0000000 My plan with #broadchurch; say 'it could be him' about every character so when the culprit is finally revealed I can say 'I said it was him' 09:43 PM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On Come Dine With Me: 16. On Waterloo Road: 17. On Masterchef: Flo Perry @FloPerry Gregg Wallace is like that relation that you don't know how they're related to u. Your second cousin twice removed thats not actually a chef 04:12 PM - 03 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On University Challenge: Simon Lawrence @srlawr The most mind blowing part of University Challenge is when they show the wide shot of the studio at the end and the teams are side by side. 08:34 PM - 06 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. On Antiques Roadshow: Alex Paterson @Alexrjpaterson Just once I would like to see this on #antiquesroadshow 07:23 PM - 02 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On Hollyoaks: Alice Clayton 🍍 @alclayts Tony still being in hollyoaks is the one constant in life 11:27 AM - 18 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On The Chuckle Brothers: 22. On Masterchef: Pat Brabble @Jake_Organ Me: cannot cook Also me but watching masterchef: hahaha fucking polenta with that, you're having a laugh aren't you 07:50 PM - 30 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. On Strictly Come Dancing: Cassie @Cassiesmyth *waits patiently for Strictly Come Dancing to come back on so I have a connection with my mother again* 04:13 PM - 03 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. On Grand Designs: View this post on 25. On The Story of Tracey Beaker: 26. On TOWIE: Alex SHAQ Shafiq @InkedUpSHAQ #TOWIE convo starter. Hey. You alright. Yeah you. Yeah good. Good. 09:12 PM - 02 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. On Question Time: David Brisbane @DavidB1996 Next week's Question Time panel looks good 09:05 PM - 09 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. On The Great British Bake Off: View this post on 29. On Eastenders: View this post on