Sports·Posted on 17 Jan 201723 Jokes About Yoga That Are Genuinely Funny"I remember when yoga was called Twister."by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. NYC BLONDE @NYC_Blonde My "snooze" button should just be called the "nope, no yoga today" button. 03:38 AM - 22 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. A Manatee @marcusparkersol Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now. 07:53 AM - 26 Dec 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Carolina Cameraman @YoungSavageSC I remember when yoga was called Twister 02:00 PM - 08 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Trendulkar @Trendulkar My favourite yoga position is sleeping. 04:33 AM - 21 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Rebecca Ross @rebecaross I didn't realise how good I was at yoga but I do number 13 all the time 04:17 PM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Dippy Blonder @DippyBlonder I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life. 01:14 AM - 02 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ₦ꀧx @Nikkeya08 Yoga Instructor: This is Warrior pose Me:*Sitting down, eating a cheeseburger YI: Me:*chewing I'm a Warrior who just slayed a McDonaldite 04:35 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Girl On Tapas 💚 @girlontapas I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere. 01:03 PM - 26 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ⓛⓐⓜⓔ ᗷEᑎᑎY @withanewname Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote. 03:51 PM - 06 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. JC Tarp @jctwritesstuff *walks past yoga studio* *looks in window* *eyes widen* Awesome. It's like kindergarten. *walks into class* *unrolls mat* *takes a nap* 05:52 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Flannery @imdaintyaf [Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text] 07:32 PM - 26 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Bar$tar @elynnbarlow Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound. 03:06 PM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Lynne McCarthy @LynneMcCarthy Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste. 04:46 AM - 05 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Intolerant....Indian @V_Angry_Indian Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine. 03:07 PM - 05 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class. Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay! 02:41 PM - 19 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Girl On Tapas 💚 @girlontapas I only do yoga so I can hold my arms up long enough to get my hair in a ponytail. 08:22 PM - 07 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. refriend beans @pharmasean “Say ur a bad girl” I’m a bad girl “oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do…” ooh i’m gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice 02:17 PM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. More Cats Than Sense @TheCattyLady Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything. 11:54 PM - 29 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Danielle DiCease @Souptini I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single. 06:58 PM - 20 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Nikhil @thenikhilkapur I think I just invented four new yoga poses trying to get a chocolate chip cookie that I dropped under the table. 04:34 PM - 02 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Jade Vicious @jaelco26 I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition. 06:28 PM - 14 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sammy Rhodes @sammyrhodes Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights. 02:38 AM - 04 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Maison Piedfort @maisonwithapen *shitting pants, crying, missing my shoe* yoga instructor: you need to leave me: oh is this not child's pose? 04:57 PM - 12 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite