1.
A Sunday roast that is literally just carbs and veg.
2.
Especially if you've got it from a carvery.
3.
Coleslaw in a jacket potato.
4.
Chip shop chips with spring rolls.
5.
A Full English breakfast that's not so full.
6.
A Yorkshire pudding filled with nothing but beans.
7.
A sad cheese-and-onion toastie from the garden centre.
8.
A sad cheese-and-onion sandwich from the supermarket.
9.
A sad cheese-and-onion pie from a van.
10.
A sad cheese-and-onion pasty from the train station. Can you sense a theme here??
11.
The killer triple carb from a supermarket cafe.
12.
The classic pub lunch goat's cheese tart.
13.
Cauliflower cheese as a main.
14.
Lukewarm chips from Chicken Cottage while your drunk friend gets delicious-smelling fried chicken.
15.
A portobello mushroom pretending to be a burger.
17.
An overcooked Quorn sausage prepared on a barbecue by a meat eater.
18.
Pineapple and cheese on a stick as a canapé.
19.
More wine, while everyone else eats.
20.
More wine, because the meat eaters made the most of the sharing plates and ate all your food.
21.
A sad packet of ready salted pub crisps, while everyone else gets pork scratchings and scotch eggs.
22.
Or worse, a pickled egg.
23.
And of course, a stuffed pepper.
