1. Everyone who has a sense of taste should know that mayonnaise is the best condiment to eat with fries.
2. And anyone with half a brain knows that the proportion of mayo:fry should be roughly 50:50.
3. It's not that you're against ketchup. It's just that, given the choice between ketchup and mayo, you'd always opt for mayo.
4. The best fry + mayo combination is undoubtedly soggy chip shop chips with a massive dollop of mayonnaise.
5. But you're not opposed to a fancier fry with a fancier mayonnaise either.
6. You'll happily eat Sriracha mayonnaise with triple-cooked chips.
7. You'll wolf down a portion of sweet potato fries with avocado mayo.
8. But even though you appreciate the finer fry, you're never snobby about the form your fries and mayo take.
9. You'll always be partial to a portion of McDonald's fries with mayonnaise.
10. And the humble chip shop chip and mayo bap will always be your favourite.
11. Nothing beats kebab shop fries and mayo at the end of a night out.
12. And although chips covered in mayonnaise and gravy looks gross, it tastes delicious.
13. Oven chips + mayo is a delicious weeknight dinner.
14. And if you've been to Holland, you'll appreciate that this is the world's greatest invention.
15. So whether your fries are fancy...
