19 Jokes About "Tattoo Fixers" That Are So Real

Person on Tattoo Fixers: “I’ve got this really tiny shit tattoo to cover up.” “So I’ve been thinking of covering it with half a sleeve…”

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Client: "I'd like this life-size tattoo of a flea covered" Sketch: "This sodding massive pic of a wall clock should do it." #TattooFixers

— Alix Fox (@AlixFox)
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- I've got the C word on my hip - A unicorn's head will cover that - The same size as the C word? - NO, THE SIZE OF YOUR THIGH #TattooFixers

— Esarty (@esarty)
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*Tattoo Fixers* Abby came in with an embarrassing phallic flamingo which i've changed into a beautiful portrait of… https://t.co/ko19c99aVy

— Charlie (@sexydinnerlady)
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This man on tattoo fixers got his wife's selfie tattooed on his thigh and I can't even get a reply

— ellie (@elliierx)
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If Tattoo Fixers went into medicine

— The Guyliner (@theguyliner)
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Idea for Comic Relief Tattoo Fixers special: getting a matchstick man covered with the bayeux tapestry. #TattooFixers

— Dan Histon (@HanDiston)
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I do enjoy tattoo fixers but why are there so many lads with mates who happen to have a tattoo machine lying around their gaff #tattoofixers

— Conor Seery (@posiconx)
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Tattoo Fixers is like when you were little and you'd go out of the lines in a colouring book so just scribbled in the whole page.

— Cassie (@Cassiesmyth)
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*What the client actually wants* Alice: I've done some flowers. @tattoofixers #tattoofixers

— Polly Gallacher (@Polly_Gallacher)
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This was the finish article not tattoo that was going to be fixed....let that sink in folks 😆😂#TattooFixers

— Ollie 🍺 (@ollie_olly_olly)
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"Then I'll add flowers in the background. Then a semi-detached house. Then I'll colour everything solid black. Sorted." #TattooFixers

— Alix Fox (@AlixFox)

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Tabatha Leggett is head of buzz at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
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