1. If you have TMJ, you DEFINITELY have a big ol' bottle of painkiller as your designated Purse Advil™.
2. Your jaw ALWAYS!!!!! POPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like so:
3. Certain, uh...GIRTHIER foods just don't work well for you.
i don’t think chipotle burritos help my TMJ
4. Same goes for certain ~other things~:
Heading to my first chiropractor appointment today for jaw pain/TMJ symptoms. While nervous, I still have a sense of humor: (not marked but left blank...)
5. You sleep with a night guard so you don't grind your teeth, and you look FINE 👏 AS 👏 HELL 👏 in it!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Howevz, you have chewed through quite a few. ://///
7. Like, you're constantly amazed at your jaw's f*cking Hulk-like strength while you're sleeping!!!!!!
If only I held stress in my abs like I do in my jaw 😫 #tmjproblems
8. Because of all the grinding, your teeth are sensitive — and I'm talking SEEEEEEEEEEEENSITIVE.
me: wow i sure do love cold refreshing drinks and/or liquids! my teeth, about to get sensitive as all hell:
9. So you swear by Sensodyne toothpaste!!!!!!!
10. You hold foods you don't have to chew in high regard.
I'm in love with foods like apple sauce just because I don't have to chew #toddlerstatus
11. And you just wish that a chiropractor or whoever would massage and realign your jaw like THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Need a shawty to do this to me to relieve my TMJ pain
12. Despite supposedly knowing about TMJ, dentists still don't seem to get that WE 👏 CANNOT 👏 OPEN 👏 OUR 👏 MOUTHS 👏 WIDER. 👏
"Open wide...wider...wider" what part of I have TMJ do dentists not understand? #tmjprobs
13. You've considered trying Botox, acupuncture, and other procedures done to relieve your TMJ symptoms.
do you guys think i’ll get one of those cute bedazzled Botox tshirts if i just get jaw injections for my TMJ
14. You've documented your TMJ struggles online for your fans:
Sending people videos of my jaw dislocated and me crying @TMJprobs
15. And there have DEFINITELY been a couple times where people have expressed ~interest~ in you, but at........inopportune times.
Girl don’t send me no booty call, I already got my TMJ mouth guard in 🤒
16. So, in conclusion:
I'm not trying to complain (yes I am) but you would too if your jaw hurt 24/7
17. And most importantly, this:
Live Laugh Lockjaw