Tina Belcher is a queen. A horse-, zombie-, and erotic friend fiction–loving queen, and all I want for her is the best. So, whenever I see Tina lusting after a dude, I want to make sure he’s worth it.
After doing some intense research, I've ranked Tina's boyfriends, love interests, and guys who I thought, at one time or another, could be a good fit. Spoiler alert: it looks the perfect guy might just be Zeke.