Nick Kroll And Amy Poehler Split, Love Is Dead, And My Hatred For Summer Grows

Fuck you, summer!

It's officially the first day of fall, but my least favorite season just had to leave its mark.

Summer is the absolute worst. It's too hot...

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Everyone gets all sweaty and nasty...

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And for some reason many people (L train riders, I'm looking at you) decide it's the perfect time to not wear deodorant.

And kids are out of school terrorizing everyone.

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But this summer has been the worst in recent history due to the fact that all my fave couples have split.

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, and Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards.

Well, summer has claimed yet another couple, and I don't think I'll ever recover.

AMY POEHLER AND NICK KROLL HAVE ALLEGEDLY SPLIT!

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I REPEAT, AMY POEHLER AND NICK KROLL HAVE SPLIT UP!

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US Weekly dropped the news this morning with multiple sources confirming that one of the world's greatest couples is no more.

Like I said, SUMMER IS TRASH AND IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE TRASH!

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Love is dead. This perfect couple is no more.

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Look at that chemistry.

💘Amy & Nick💘

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Forever in my heart.