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The Top 10 Sexiest Bitches Of 2017

Is your dog a sexy bitch?

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Finally! The official ranking of 2017's sexiest bitches is here. Forever changing the meaning of "hot dog," each of these bitches is sexy in her own doggy right. So go on, check out our list of the Top 10 Sexiest Bitches of 2017 and find out... is your dog a sexy bitch?

10. Weimaraner

This German seductress is known for more than just her sun-kissed good looks and tight, athletic build. Known as "the dog with a human brain", the Weimaraner possesses both smarts and undeniable sexiness.

This German seductress is known for more than just her sun-kissed good looks and tight, athletic build. Known as "the dog with a human brain", the Weimaraner possesses both smarts and undeniable sexiness.

9. Chihuahua

Don't let her size fool you -- this little mami is one big sassy diva. She is so hot and spicy that her ears even release heat to help keep her body temp regulated!

Don't let her size fool you -- this little mami is one big sassy diva. She is so hot and spicy that her ears even release heat to help keep her body temp regulated!

8. English Bulldog

Those curves! Those big bedroom eyes! The English Bulldog knows she's got that cake, and we're all just trying to cop an invite for some sweet English pudding.

Those curves! Those big bedroom eyes! The English Bulldog knows she's got that cake, and we're all just trying to cop an invite for some sweet English pudding.

7. Corgi

Her confidence is undeniable and frankly, irresistible. This is one short-legged hottie who has no problem herding up male suitors.

Her confidence is undeniable and frankly, irresistible. This is one short-legged hottie who has no problem herding up male suitors.

6. French Bulldog

Despite being called a "Frenchie", this petite mademoiselle actually comes from England. A posh mix of Pug, Terrier, and English Bulldog, she is one cheeky pooch who is infamous for respiratory issues and frequent nip slips.

Despite being called a "Frenchie", this petite mademoiselle actually comes from England. A posh mix of Pug, Terrier, and English Bulldog, she is one cheeky pooch who is infamous for respiratory issues and frequent nip slips.

5. Dachshund

Referred to as the "Badger Dog" in Germany ("Dachs" = "badger", and "hund" = "dog" in German) because of her tendency to hunt badgers, the Dachshund is now commonly referred to as the "Wiener Dog."

Referred to as the "Badger Dog" in Germany ("Dachs" = "badger", and "hund" = "dog" in German) because of her tendency to hunt badgers, the Dachshund is now commonly referred to as the "Wiener Dog."

4. American Eskimo Dog

Once trained to walk on a tightrope, the American Eskimo Dog finds that strutting her stuff comes quite naturally.

Once trained to walk on a tightrope, the American Eskimo Dog finds that strutting her stuff comes quite naturally.

3. Poodle

I'll just let this visual speak for itself. #MissSexy2017

2. Pug

Originally bred to sit on the laps of Chinese emperors, this pole-Pug might just dance on your lap if you toss her a twenty.

Originally bred to sit on the laps of Chinese emperors, this pole-Pug might just dance on your lap if you toss her a twenty.

1. Golden Retriever

THIS IS ONE SEXY BITCH! If any dog was going to be a Victoria's Secret Angel, it would be a Golden Retriever. Goldens are hot blondes with big hearts, strong family values, and an affinity for chasing balls. I wish I was a Golden Retriever sometimes. Don't we all?

THIS IS ONE SEXY BITCH! If any dog was going to be a Victoria's Secret Angel, it would be a Golden Retriever. Goldens are hot blondes with big hearts, strong family values, and an affinity for chasing balls. I wish I was a Golden Retriever sometimes. Don't we all?

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