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12 Signs You're The Farting Corpse Of Your Friend Group

There's always one...

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1. You're aggressively thirsty.

2. You're definitely the most stylish.

3. You're slightly obsessed with your phone.

4. You always find ways to embarrass your BFFs in public.

5. But you still support them when they need it most.

6. Like, you would do anything to protect them.

7. You're sometimes too honest for your own good...

8. ...especially when talking about yourself.

9. You're the perfect road trip partner.

10. You have a different secret handshake for everyone.

11. You aren't afraid to ask the existential questions.

12. And you're absolutely shameless with your bodily functions.

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