Funny Walk Of Shame Stories Presented By Cute Pugs
The walk of shame can be embarrassing, but you know what softens the blow? A good sense of humor and cute pugs! Own your walk of shame with Svedka Vodka, and turn your walk of shame into a badge of honor on Facebook.
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Marion's Story: The Fame Lobster
"I get invited to a nautical theme party." (image via)
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"So, I call this costume shop, and they say, 'I got this lobster costume. It's a big hit!'" (image via)
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At the party: "So this guy walks up to me and was like 'A lobster, I love it!' So we start dancing, and he totally gets it. And the next thing I know, we're at his place." (image via)
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"And um, you know, he really got me to come out of my shell." (image via)
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"So the next morning, I wake up, and I figure out I have about 45 minutes to get to work. I get to work, and I see EVERYBODY in the conference room. And I was like, 'Yes, i am having a walk of shame right now.'
I just held my head up high, and I walked passed them. Whatever, my night was better than your year!" (image via) -
Mark's Story: The Pedi Cab Ride Back Home
"I used to drive a pedi cab, which is a bicycle taxi." (image via)
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"I see these two women in their early to mid 30s. I'm 22, and I have dreadlocks down to here." (image via)
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"And they call me over. I end up with one of the ladies in some dark, back alley on the Upper East Side on the back of my tricycle and making out. "
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"Then they said that if I took them back to Brooklyn, they'd reward me. So that meant, I had to ride my tricycle back first thing in the morning! Riding a tricycle empty to Manhattan over a bridge& I mean, that's the ultimate walk of shame, right?"
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Christopher's Story: The Breakfast That Never Was
"I was partying with a couple of friends of mine. We were asked to go to the VIP section because of our extravagant outfits." (image via)
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"I then started to get close to this woman/man. We had a lovely conversation. We began making out for some time. Although, I felt I was making out with my sister &/or brother at the time." (image via)
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"I ended up in a cab going to someone's apartment and in the bed of somebody I didn't know. So, I left my dignity on the dance floor." (image via)
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"Rest assured, I got up and did a Houdini act. I'm a little disappointed because he looked like a guy who could make a good breakfast." (image via)