1. No matter how much makeup you put on, somebody always inevitably tells you, "Wow, you look great today. You don't even need to wear makeup."
2. You love watching makeup tutorials. (Actually following along with them is a different story entirely.)
3. You've got a flat-iron and a curling iron at home. Somewhere. Maybe in the back of a closet or something.
I paid fortune for this babyliss and I don't even know how to use it ☺️☺️
This tweet is you.
4. You love to do your nails. So much so that you leave the nail polish on for daaaaays to just prove it.
5. WAIT... EVERY WEEK?! No, obviously you don't do your nails every week.
6. Because that beautiful manicure is usually ruined 15 minutes after it's done because who has the patience to wait for them to dry.
Waiting for the nail polish to dry #nails #nailart #fml
I have a damned life, man.
7. You LOVE buying clothes, but trying them on in the store first is way too much of a hassle.
When you want to try clothes on in a shop but you're too lazy to take your clothes off. Y'all like the shorts?!
Eh... they'll fit. Let's get out of here.
8. When you go out at night, you choose one and only one thing to spend time on: clothes, makeup, or hair.
9. If you do manage to muster the courage to dye your hair, you always just try to do it on your own at home.
10. You've got high-heels and platforms in your closet, but they pretty much stay there.
11. You like dresses because nothing else lets you get ready for the day in under a minute.
12. When you do get all dressed up, you feel a little like you're at a costume party.
