1. For you, any dog photos posted by your friends are an automatic "like".
2. In fact, almost everything you look at online is dogs.
3. But the worst part is that it seems like the internet only exists to break your heart, leaving you in a constant state of suffering since you don't have a dog.
4. Aside from following them online, you even PHYSICALLY follow dogs - and their owners - on the street, until you can "coincidentally" stop for a pet (of the dog).
5. You stop to "chat" with every dog you find waiting for their owners in front of the supermarket, imagining for a few wonderful moments that you are their human.
6. When talking to a dog owner, you've got tons of thoughts and a lot to say, offering advice and criticisms... until they ask what kind of dog you have.
7. Whenever you go to animal adoption fairs, you need to be dragged away by force.
8. Deep down, you know that the best moment of your day would be so much better if you had a dog.
9. You know exactly how these people feel.
10. You spend a lot of time thinking about how you could change a few things around in your life to make room for your very own furry little friend.
11. You know in your heart that a dog will help you be a better, more responsible person.
12. And in the meantime, you drop little hints to your roomies - or your family - about how you're responsible enough for a dog. (Which never works.)
