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What Stage Light Are You?

Aww, you're so cute! Small, precious and good golly just trying their best, and that's what's important!

Birdie

Ooh look at you. Colour switching. Moving up and down. You think you're all that, don't you? I bet you think you're too cool for theatre- you'd rather be off at a stadium gig eyeing up the young dimmer rack you saw earlier. Prat.

Cycfx bar

You're the bread and butter of any design- solid and reliable, you get the job done and well at that. You're what everyone thinks of when they think of lights, but you don't let it get to your head. The perfect embodiment of stoicism. The light we need, not the light we deserve.

Profile

"Hey, heard you guys want a bit of light? Oh here lemme justAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Flood

Check you, Billy Big Bollocks! Colour blend, multiple gobos and presets, you've got the package, haven't you? You're the scourge of anyone who has to rig you at height and you don't give a fuck.

DL7S

You're a basic bitch. Barn doors and a gel and you're happy. The lighting equivalent of your mate who says they're hungry but never says what they want to eat. I bet you think the Big Bang Theory is really funny.

Fresnel

Cheap and cheerful, you're essentially a precision dustbin fire and you don't even mind. If you found the remnants of an easter egg down your sofa in August you'd have no shame in eating it.

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