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    10 Absurd And Useless Things You Can Actually Buy On Amazon

    Amazon is known for its convenience and product availability, but I don't this you'll be needing these anytime soon...

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    by supershanimal

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    1. A 16-inch stick that can predict the weather

    Via amazon.com

    2. A yodelling pickle

    Via amazon.com

    3. A wall hanger featuring Spiderman holding his crotch

    Via amazon.com

    4. A guide to traumatizing your kids

    Via amazon.com

    5. A crotchless wrestling singlet

    Via amazon.com

    6. An original oil painting of Vladimir Putin

    Via amazon.com

    7. A gummy bear anatomy model kit

    Via amazon.com

    8. A phone case with a picture of an ingrown toenail

    Via amazon.com

    9. A collection of erotic stories featuring icons of modern technological advancement*

    Via amazon.com

    *namely, Tetris blocks, Clippy (the old-school Microsoft help bot), and an Apple Watch

    10. And last but not least...

    11. A real human finger

    Via amazon.com
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