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11 Things You Never Thought You'd Hear Bryan Cranston Say

You never thought you'd hear them, but you'll be glad he's saying them.

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This is Bryan Cranston and Titanium Rex. Say hi.

Bryan is one of the most decorated and distinguished actors in Hollywood. He is at the absolute top of his game.

His buddy on the left is Titanium Rex, the character he voices on SuperMansion, a new animated comedy series on Crackle.

Bryan Cranston says things like, "Thank you so much for this prestigious honor."

1. Titanium Rex, on the other hand, says things like, "These are my boner pills."

And you straight-up won't believe some of the other things Rex makes Bryan Cranston say.

2. You never thought you'd hear him call someone out on their flatulence.

3. You never thought he'd share his somewhat graphic cooking techniques.

To be honest, the vibrator is the only part of that sentence that makes sense.

4. You never thought you'd hear him express his gratitude quite so...adamantly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened to 'I'll buy you a drink'?!"

5. You never thought you'd hear him brag about banging his enemy's wife.

And DEFINITELY not on the moon.

6. You never thought you'd hear him use this kind of language on an animal:

"I mean, we all know she's a cat. But damn."

7. You never thought you'd hear him use the phrase "tap-dancing with my dick in my hand."

Maybe one or the other, but not both in the same sentence.

8. You never thought he'd put his own, erm, colorful spin on folk wisdom.

"I always heard it 'fool me twice,' but whatever works for you, Rex."

9. You never thought you'd hear him use "son of a bitch" in such an unorthodox way.

"I guess that's kind of like 'motherf#%@ing'?"

10. You never thought he'd be so sexually adventurous.

"Well, I mean, it's normal to experim— wait, did you say a BUG?!"

11. You never thought you'd hear him be a little...un-PC.

There's got to be a better way to say that.

All Images Courtesy of Crackle

And that's basically just the first episode. Watch SuperMansion, now streaming, only on Crackle!