1. Are you feeling stuck?
“I’ll probably never be able to write anything again.”
2. Or have you accomplished something really important?
“This is the peak of my existence.”
3. Is your day more like Shironeko’s?
“I don’t give a *$%! about your insipid entertainment, please just let me go back to bed.”
4. Or Maru’s?
“Been drunk since New Year’s.”
5. Please add your cat video self portrait in the comments below!
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