1. Are you feeling stuck?
“I’ll probably never be able to write anything again.”
2. Or have you accomplished something really important?
“This is the peak of my existence.”
3. Is your day more like Shironeko’s?
“I don’t give a *$%! about your insipid entertainment, please just let me go back to bed.”
4. Or Maru’s?
“Been drunk since New Year’s.”
5. Please add your cat video self portrait in the comments below!
- The Trump administration is reportedly considering a set of policies to prosecute parents who illegally enter the US with their children.
- Norma McCorvey, the woman behind the landmark 1973 Supreme Court case, Roe v. Wade, has died in Texas at 69.
- Mark Sanford held a town hall on Saturday that he organized with Indivisible, a group dedicated to holding members of Congress' feet to the fire.
- Donald Glover has been cast as Simba in Disney's remake of "The Lion King."