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    A Nine-Year-Old Tells Us "How To Raise Some Cats"

    This essay should probably be laminated and presented with every new cat acquisition. I've taken the liberty of illustrating it with adorable cat pictures.


    Wyatt's assignment was "write a descriptive story." So he did. According to the Huffington Post, Wyatt has three cats named Rapunzel, Spock and Lady Gaga.

    How To Raise Some Cats

    It is good to know how to take care of cats.

    First get some cats

    because you couldn't do it without cats.

    Next feed them

    and give them water every day

    or they will die.

    Next scoop poop

    or it [will] stink to high heaven.

    But no matter what

    you should always love them.

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