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    Posted on Oct 4, 2013

    For Everyone Who Has A Thing For Young Nicolas Cage

    Look, this is not an endorsement of his current state of affairs. I'm just sayin' DEM EYELIDS.

    If you aren't an 80s kid/teen, this might be the only way you think of Nic Cage: sort of handsome in a creepy dad wearing foundation way, but more of an action star than a heartthrob.

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    But in the '80s? In the '80s, Nicolas Cage was a full blown hottie.

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    His film debut was in a TV pilot called The Best Of Times, where he rocked jorts before jorts were even jorts.

    Where to even start here? The perfectly blown-out hair? The eyebrows fluffy enough to engulf your body like a warm blanket? Those heavy lids? The ever-present chest hair? EVERYTHING?!?!!!

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    In Valley Girl he was charming as hell.

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    Whatever you're asking, Nic, the answer is Yes. YES.

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    (yes)

    In Moonstruck, we were able to admire the majestic sculptures known as "Nic Cage's arms".

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    Speaking of which, observe perhaps the secret height of of Nicolas Cage's foxiness: Birdy

    About those arms: In 1986, Cage played famous Toronto sculler Ned Hanlan.

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    Uh, sorry, what? I got distracted.

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    Young Nicolas Cage also had a pre-Cullen turn as a teen vampire, and needless to say: hot.

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    He even made an appearance as an unhappy fast food worker in Fast Times At Ridgemont High

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    Standing next to lesser hotness? Proving of his supreme foxiness.

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    Thinking about the futility of existence or whatever else is in that giant brain of his? THE HUNKIEST.

    You can raise my Arizona anytime, sir.

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    We haven't even talked about this fucking guy in Peggy Sue Got Married.

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    IN CONCLUSION, YOUNG NIC CAGE PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU JUST DON'T GET OLDER OK THANKS

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    P.S. OMFG

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