3. See the city’s 1.5 million Mexican Free-Tailed Bats emerge from underneath the Congress Bridge at dusk.
The best vantage point for the bats is to just stand on the Congress Bridge, but there are also boats you can rent out and hills to picnic on. Afraid of bats? Learn more about them because they are actually awesome and the population under the bridge eat 10,000–20,000 pounds of insects and pests each night (!).
6. Spend some time in the amazing ladies bathroom at Donn’s Depot.
The most amazing little bathroom in the world is attached to an almost equally amazing divey piano bar on West 5th St. There’s a CARPETED NOOK that you have to climb up a ladder to get to where you can look out over the entire bar / spy on your boyfriend.
7. Sift through the photographs and antique whimsy of strangers at Uncommon Objects.
The South Congress store is packed from ceiling to floor with baubles, dolls, furniture, jewels, taxidermied animals, and my favorite — mysterious antique photos from strangers whose memories are just waiting for you to come rescue them.
11. Do some hipster gazing and coffee drinking at Spiderhouse.
Adjacent to the UT campus, Spiderhouse has been the destination for under-21 dates, chain-smokers, and those too cool for the downtown bar scene for close to 20 years. If you need a place to read your worn paperback Kerouac novel and pick up a cutie with glasses, this is your heaven.
15. Nosh on some delightfully weird and delicious vegetarian dishes at Veggie Heaven.
I particularly recommend “Protein 2000,” the hilariously named best-selling menu item that’s basically a plate of fried vegetable protein covered in delicious sweet brown sauce. You might also notice that the restaurant’s owners feed everyone who comes to the door to ask for food, regardless of whether they have anything in their pockets.
16. Go to see your favorite movie like you’ve never seen it before at the Alamo Drafthouse.
The best movie theater in the world according to big fans like Quentin Tarantino, Richard Linklater, and Elijah Wood, plus the entire population of Austin basically. The Alamo serves food and beer during the film and dots their new release schedule with weird and wonderful revivals, quote-alongs of cult classics, and marathons like the Lord of the Rings feast or a screening of all eight Harry Potter movies.
17. Worship at the Bullock Texas State History Museum.
People who aren’t from Austin sometimes refer to it as an “island” inside Texas or some other similar attempted compliment, but true Austinites love being Texans and are stoked as heck on learning more about Texas history.
18. Finally get a chance to sing your real favorite song at karaoke with Karaoke Underground.
The punk and indie karaoke specialists have a standing first Saturday of the month gig at Nomad bar if you’ve always dreamt of karaoking your favorite Sleater-Kinney song but never got the chance.
19. Eat at East Side Kings and drink all night on the back porch of The Liberty.
Paul Qui’s been serving up beet fries and deliciousness from a trailer in the back of the Liberty Bar since before he won Top Chef and got all fancy on us. It’s still my favorite of his now many institutions, and as a bonus you’re at the favorite bar of the coolest people in Austin (my friends).
25. Try a selection of beer served lovingly by the experts at The Whip In.
And while you’re there try some hot curry at the dhabapub and see some tunes on its tiny perfect stage.
33. Look at an amazing collection of natural artifacts you can examine yourself at the Austin Nature & Science Center.
This cool place feature wild animals that can’t be released back into the wild, but the real treasure is in the “naturalist’s workshop,” a room full of skills, snakeskins, and fossils you can feel, hold, and stare at for hours.
35. Admire the spring splendor at the Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center.
First Lady Johnson was a fierce conservationist who loved wildflowers and spent much of her life working to preserve wild spaces. Remember her and take in all the beauty one heart can handle in one fell swoop at the Wildflower Center named in her honor.